Hey, there is a really big national story going down right now — you know what that means! It’s time for the snide, slithering publicity slug that is Donald J. Trump to attempt to expand his shit-stain of public influence by gurgling up trite, inaccurate pond-spooge and passing it off as legitimate social commentary.
-Rich Abdill, writing for Wonkette.com, on the creature known as Donald J. Trump (pictured right, at least according to USA Today). For evidence of this, read, well, anything he has ever said. For the specific incident Abdill is referring to, read the Wonkette post. For a surprisingly interesting exploration of what sort of self-obsessed, insecure mania must be going on in that orange head, read this article from The Atlantic.